That’s the thing, though. I don’t exactly know what it is I’m saying. It’s like everything has been stretched out and then smushed back to its original shape, but it’s not quite right, and the bolts don’t fit perfectly anymore.

There is a door in my head. It leads to itself. Seriously, just let that seep into your head. Got it?

Okay, so, digging deeper or whatever.

I’m scared of most everything. Everyone is scared of most everything. That’s what you have no idea about. Just how scared you are. But you’re not fooling anyone, because we all know it, even though we all ignore it. So maybe I’m the first person to say it but really this is nothing revolutionary. Every day is a complete surprise even though you tell yourself it isn’t. You’re just waiting for the world to spin so fast that it flies apart.

Hang on. Let me get the phone.